GAAAAAAAH!

OMG.

I AM GONNA DIE!

I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS.

NO WAY.

THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING.

EVER.

EVER.

EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

MAKE THE FEELING GO AWAY.

ITS SO ICKY.

ITS MAKING ME INSAAAAAANE!!!

(I KNOW I ALREADY AM... I HAVE RESERVATIONS AT THE INSANE ASYLUM ALREADY)

BUT I CANT DO THIS.

I AM DYING.

YOU ALL ARE PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT I AM SO MAD ABOUT.

I

HAVE

NO

BOOKS

IN

MY

HOUSE

TO

READ.

THERE.

I SAID IT.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG SAVE ME!

*PEACE OUT AND BRING ME A LIBRARY FOR MY BIRTHDAY, JELLYBEANSSSSSSS*

*SEE? I AM WASTING MY TIME FINDING ALL THESE WEIRD FONTS AND USING THEM TO MAKE THIS LOOK AWESOME BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO DO.

I ALREADY PLAYED OUTSIDE.

I ALREADY ATE FOOD.

I ALREADY TALKED TO MY FRIEND.

I ALREADY TEXTED MY FRIENDS.

I ALREADY DRANK A YUMMALICIOUS SMOOTHIE.

I ALREADY ACTED LIKE A NINJA ATTACKING MY GARAGE DOOR.

I ALREADY FELL AND HURT MY HANDS, KNEES, AND PANTS.

WHAT MORE CAN I DO?

AND I FOUND THIS SWEET GUY THAT REPRESENTS THE LETTER “I” IN A CERTAIN FONT IN WORD THAT SHALL REMAIN UNNAMED. … I AND NOW THIS IS A LOWERCASE i iLOL. Weird, right?

The Hunger Games

The hunger games is about 16 year old katniss everdeen, who steps in for her sister to go into the deadly hunger games. what is the hunger games you ask? 12 districts. 1 boy and 1 girl from each district go into an arena created by the capitol to fight to the death. if you win, fame and fortune. Lose? it means you've been killed. anyways, Katniss goes in for her sister primrose, with peeta mellark, otherwise known as the boy with the bread. katniss has to figure out he strategy to survive, which may include lying to peeta. Who will be crowned victor for the 74th annual hunger games? READ THE BOOK!!!! i lllllllllooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee this book!!! its so amazing and after you read it you will read the next two in the series. SO GOOD!!!! READ IT!!! oh only people who can bear extreme violence and sadness and be willing to go into depression due to certain deaths in this book should read this...... still try no matter what... PLEASE??? FOR ME????

The Morganville Vampires Series

This series, The Morganville Vampires, is about a girl named Claire and her 3 friends. They are normal young adults in the area. They all have jobs, and Claire goes to Texas Praire University (TPU). Claire is dating Shane, and Eve is dating Micheal, and they have a happy life. Well, not really if you count vampires (vamps) running around and trying to suck your blood out 24/7. Yep. That's right. Vampires. The town was created especially for them, but quite a few humans live there too. And guess what! You can't leave! Almost everyone works for a vampire. For example, Claire works for a mad scientist vamp. He has gotten a little tempted, and drained his assistants, but Claire couldn't care less. She gets kudos from the founder, Amelie, for helping out. And she is really a Founder's pet. But anyway, Claire and her friends find adventure in every turn, and Rachel Caine does a phenomenal job writing about them in her books. Start off with Fade Out, where one girl threatens to take down the whole city! And Claire, Shane, Eve, and Micheal are stuck right in the middle of it... Read the series! I couldn't stop!

Battle Hymn of a Tiger Mother

Every good parent would want what's best for their children. The Chinese just do it differently. "Western" parents try to respect their child's wishes, encouraging them to follow their dreams. Chinese parents believe that the best way to lead your child to greatness is to discover and practice their inner talents, and arm them with knowledge, and preparing them for the future with skills and working habits, and inner confidence. This book dictates how Amy Chua, a true Asian Mother, raises her daughters, Sophia and Lulu the hard way- The Chinese Way.

Here are only a few things that Amy Chua would never allow her daughters to do:

• have a playdate

• be in a school play

• complain about not being in a school play

• not be the #1 student in EVERY subject except gym and drama

• play any instrument other than the piano or violin

• not play the piano or violin

Lulu and Sophia actually never had any time to have a playdate, or have musical rehearsal. They were always too busy practicing the violin for up to 10 hours even at once, or perfecting their Mandarin speaking.

Take this scene from the book:

"According to Sophia, here are three things I actually said to her at the piano as I supervised her practicing:

1. Oh my God, you're just getting worse and worse.

2. I'm going to count to three, then I want musicality.

3. If the next time's not PERFECT, I'm going to take all your stuffed animals and burn them!"

But Amy pushes herself just as much as she pushed her daughter. She pushed herself to catch every single little flaw in their piano or violin playing, and made sure she helped her daughters to perfect it.

This book is an amazing eye-opener to see the differences between "Asian parenting" and "Western parenting". It teaches about the lessons that parents teach children, and the lessons that children teach parents, in the weirdest ways.

How successful are Sophia and Lulu? Do they succeed? Do they give up?

What do they do?!?!

I don’t know!

Actually I do, I just don’t feel like telling you that. J