Today is a very important day.
It is the day my brother got his contacts in with only four tries total!
(Big whoop...)
Today is ALSO the day that I lost both of my socks while I was sleeping.
It's true. All true.
It was interesting. I was sleeping, and dreaming of a penguin on a slip'n'slide that was on a cliff, so the poor poor penguin fell, but then, somehow, the penguin started to fly! Penguins don't fly...
And then I woke up, because I felt something. NO SOCKS. OHEMGEEEE.
So the Fourth of July will always be remembered as the day when Jellybeans lost her socks.
Wait... I see the newspaper.................. It says......... "Fox News Twitter Account Hacked".
Wow.
Scary.
Wow.
I also think today is something else, that everyone keeps talking about... Independence Day? Oh yaaaaa...... Riiiiiight.... Well...... Uh..... Yay!
Happy Independence Day to all of you out there!
I have 3 tips.
1. Don't do fireworks in your bedroom... it won't end well.
2. Don't set off fireworks near trees (Cough Cough *Our neighbor idiots who had illegal fireworks about 6 seconds away from a police station, and 6 inches away from a tree* Cough Cough)
3. Celebrate, and have a good time!
~~~Jellybeans is OUT!~~~
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